All Rise!
Hello and welcome to the Simulated Courtroom website.
The cases are crap.
The People are all strange.
This is the Simulated Courtroom!
How it all began....
The SCA of Dungog was first thought of on a school excursion with my school, Dungog High, to the Blue Mountains/Bathurst. We were sitting around a camp fire, doing next to nothing, when someone suggested that Bonger, (the Plaintiff, you'll learn about him later), should be arrested because of his not-so-legal habbits. We then thought "Oh well, let's act out a court scene" and it just snowballed from there!
The People
I'll now tell you of the people who make up the Simulated Courtroom.
Judge isaprick - aka Judge isapoof. Judge is the all ruling power of the court and any question to his power will be answered via a swift kick to the genitalia. Judge isaprick got his name when he sentenced the plaintiff to life in Gresford. Both the plaintiff (Bonger, see below) and his Lawyer (Dr Benzo, also see below) said that the Judge isaprick, and the name just stuck.
Bonger - aka Scradley Bong, Bong, the evil bong. Bonger is the plaintiff. He is charged with all sorts of offences, from small-time drug charges, to full scale murder in the first degree. He is a few cans short of a six-pack you might say, and is considered extremely dangerous. Especially around children. If you happen to actually see Bonger in the street, it is strongly advised that you DO NOT APPROACH HIM! Contact the local authorities immediately, and if the circumstances are extreme, you may have to subdue him by waving a large picture of pacman in front of him. If you wish to learn more about this strange being, check out his site!
Woodie Gavil - aka Diggety. Woodie is, as you guesed, is the judge's mallet and likes nothing more than to bash his head against solid objects. He too is considered dangerous and how he got a job so close to human society is beyond me. He has been known to utter sounds of plessure while reading White Dwarf Magazine. You have been warned!
Dr Benzo - aka Benzonophilousine (scientific). The evil Dr Benzo is both a Dr in Law and a Dr in Medicine. Not the nicest of people there! He has been the target of many investigations from such organisations as the Australian Federal Government, the FBI, state and federal Law firms etc. He is one of the highest paid Lawyers/Medicos in the Southern Hemisphere and, be warned, if you are ever against him, sell your car, house, boat, motorcycle, or anything of value to come up with the money for Dr Benzo to even think of looking at you. As I said, he is EXPENSIVE!
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